User:MinNerva68

 So I stole this all from my fanfiction.net account because I'm too lazy to be Original 

''' If you want to find me and Fanfiction.net My name is "Chocolate-doom-Toast" My stories are mostly crackfics though I'm working on some more Serious stuff. My favorite Charater is McGonagall (which you can tell from my name) '''

''' IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? '''So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting''

Opening Credits: "How to save alife" the fray

Waking Up: "Dreaming" Blondie

First Day At School: "Time of dying" 3 days grace

Falling In Love: "Outta here" esme denters

Fight Song: "Seven Nation army" white stripes

Breaking Up: "I Won't Back Down" Tom Petty

Prom night: "Holding out for a hero" frou frou

Life: "Shake your groove thang" Alvine and the chipmuncks (yeah I know)

Mental Breakdown: "Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year" fall out boy

Driving: "Defying gravity" wicked-the musical

Flashback: "I put a spell on you" hocus pocus

Getting back together: "The Final countdown" Europe

Wedding: "You are so Beautiful" escape the fate

Birth of Child: "Atomic" blondie

Final Battle: "Short skirt/Long jacket" Cake

Funeral Song: "dead or alive" Bon jovie (Ironic much?)

Final Credits: "Minnie the moucher" Cab calloway/Blues brothers

Odd soundtrack...wounder what the movies about??

'''98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.'''

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

'''92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.'''

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

'''For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.'''

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

'''There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.'''

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

'''Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. '''

If you beleive everyone has a right to be free and not in slavery, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people who bully others, copy this onto your profile.

I c U! cOpy this to your profile if you think drugs are wrong!

If you go around checking profiles/bios just to find something to copy and paste, copy and past this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

'''Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!'''

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

'''My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!'''

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf, Miss-Uncreative,Cinderpool-Ruler of Chaos, Chocolate-doom-Toast

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

'''Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.'''

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Trix Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the your favorite movie. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you belive Ben Franklin is an alien. Crazy is when you randomly talk about storys you have read and any issuses you have with said story then yell"petunia!!". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

'''A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and push you again.'''

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

'''If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. '''

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against people who kill the animals but don't use the meat and/or fur (because some northern people really need fur coats), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

'''If reading those copy and Pastes with Percentages that tell about how retarted some teens are with all that makeup and stupid fads really makes you wanna hit them, copy and paste this onto your prfile then add your name to the list. Cinderpool-Ruler of Chaos, Chocolate-doom-Toast'''

'A good friend will come and bail u out of jail, but a bestfriend will sit next to u and say... DAMN, WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?!'

When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then kick back and laugh your ass off while the rest of the world wonders how the hell you did it.

'I love you'' is 8 letters. And so is ''bullshit'

'First God made man... then he had a better idea.'

PMS: the woman's right to be a BITCH.

'Behind every untrusting girl... is the dipshit guy that made her that way. '

'Bestfriendsalways have your back, so when you decide to shoot up the place and you run out of bullets... they have more.'

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

Life is full of drama, we all have problems, so what you need to do is PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT!!

Your only a Bad Girl if you get caught, so that makes me a Good Girl, right?

'You can't brake a girl that thinks nothing of you. '

'''You say PINK I say﻿ BLACK You say HANNAH MONTANA I say METALLICA You say ZAC EFRON I say CHRIS ADLER You say RAP I say METAL You say IM WEIRDI say IM DIFFERENT'''

 STUPID STEREOTPYES SUCK 

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fatI'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditzI'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and partyI have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogantI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE I like READING, so I MUST be a LONERI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Which I MIGHT be) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

FOODOLOGY

'''What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Outback What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? That awesome marshmallow creamie stuff What are your pizza toppings of choice? Peperionie (sp)What do you like to put on your toast? hot chocolate mix'''

TECHNOLOGY

'''How many televisions are in your house? Two. But the one in my room doesn't work'''

'''How many remotes? Like ten for each T.V.'''

'''What color is your cell phone? Red and silver (and green...SHARPIE) Do you have an iPod? NO, nut I do have a ZenHow many computers? Two but oly one works.'''

BIOLOGY

'''Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.What is the last heavy item you lifted? my suitcase (I just got back from the beach'''

'''Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nope.'''

BULLOLOGY

'''If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no, to much pressure'''

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1,000?...yes

FAVORITOLOGY

'''Season? Fall.'''

'''Holiday? halloween.'''

'''Day of the week? thursday.'''

'''Month? march'''

CURRENTOLOGY

'''Missing Someone? My friend wh I saw 1hour ago.Mood? bored/hyper (bad mix)'''

'''What are you listening to? this is halloween'''

'''Current worry? I have a giant scratch on my face and no idea how it got there/my friend has 'swin flu'.'''

RANDOMOLOGY

'''First place you went this morning? the bay'''

'''What's the last movie you saw? moulin rouge'''

'''Do you smile often? no. never ;)'''

OTHER-OLOGY

'''How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 1 but my friends dog chewed them up'''

'''Last time you had a run-in with the cops? umm...when my grandma got pulled over at a red'''

'''Last person you talked to? friend katieLast person you hugged? my dad (that new)'''

'''Do you always answer your phone? yes even if I don't know them I'll turn it into a prank call ;) Do you own a digital camera? does my phone count? Have you ever had a pet fish? blackie and the canibal mini sharks;). Favorite Christmas song? winter wonder land.What's on your wish list for your birthday? new HP video game'''

'''Can you do push ups? no but try telling that to my coach'''

'''Can you do the splits? nope'''

'''Does the future make you more nervous or excited? both'''

'''Do you have any saved texts? only the ones I'm to lazy to delete. Do you have an accent? apperently I have a brtish accent though I was born and raised in oregon (I guess I watched harry potter to much ;). Plans tonight? Take a shower. Sleep.Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? yeah in second grade'''

'''Name 3 things you bought last? Food. More food. Awesome black boots'''

'''Have you ever been given roses? umm... a fake rose from a kindergatnerMet someone who changed your life? all my friends (I used to be normal)'''

'''Name two people who might complete this? bffs Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? no Do you have any tattoos/piercings? Nope.Does anyone love you? family'''

'''Would you be a pirate? yep'''

'''What songs do you sing in the shower? tide is high or animal I have become Ever had someone sing to you? no When did you last cry? Uhh.. my eyes tear up randomly, does that count? Have you held hands with anyone today? Hmm. Nope.Who was the last person you took a picture of? katie (she had a giant pollow on her head that looked like her)'''

'''Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both ! :DDo you like pulpy orange juice? ewwwwww'''

'''What is something your family or friends make fun of you for? ummm...everything/Friends 'accents' Minerva McGonagall as my idol'''

''Can you fill this out without lying? ''

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?Frenchies Onions (sp)

2. Where was your profile picture taken?at my house, on my couch

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?yeppers

4. Name someone who made you laugh today...sheldon cooper (big bang thoery)

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?5:00ish, School night

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?mabey

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?Noper.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?IDK arial OR katie

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?how serious where you?

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?Like someone pissed in a coke can

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?when I got so pissed in PE that I yelled f at the top of my lungs and thew a tennis raquet at a guys head (oops)

12. Who took your profile picture?My computer (I named it Betsy)

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?...My friend Kendell

14. Was yesterday better than today?...yesssssssssssss

15. Can you live a day without TV?Yah! It's easy.

16. Are you upset about anything?Yes. It will not snow and I don't want to got to freakin school!

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?I don't think it's worth it yet.

18. Are you a bad influence?noooooo of course no ;)

19. Night out or night in?night out!!

20. What items could you not go without during the day?book, MP3, notebook

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?...aunt I think

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?somthing along the lines of "Text 888888 to T-mobile blah, blah, blah"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?HYPER-ACTIVE

24. Do you hate anyone?many people

25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find?A billion messages. lol.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?Yes!

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?yea-no

28. What song is stuck in your head?gives you hell-all american rejects

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?Harry Potter character...I don't care who just send anyone!!

30. Wanna have grand kids before you’re 50?That's will be my kids choice, thank you.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrowHand in HW shudders.

32. Do you think too much or too little?TOO MUCH.

33. Do you smile a lot?I think.

NAME GAME!!

'''Your real name (Full name): McKenzie Wilson 1) Your Gangsta name (first 3 letters of your real name + "izzle): McKizzle 2) Your Detective name (color + animal): Red owl (now that's undercover) 3) Your Soap Opra name (middle name + street you live on): Rae 112 (I am never going to be on tv) 4) Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilmcler (o-ka-y) 5) Your Superhero name ( color + drink): Red Pepsi (there's no need to fear Red Pepsi's here!!) 6) Your Wittness Protection name ( mother's middle name): Ann 7) Your Goth name ( black + a pet's name): Black Tabby (another reason for me not to go goth) 8) Your Rockstar name ( fruit + something that can go wrong): Straberry Drowning (odd, but I like it)9) Your Pirate name (color + pirate accessorie): Red Peg Leg (Woooow)'''

HASTA-LA-BYE BYE!!