''Alas, I've Transfigured My Feet''

 Alas, I've Transfigured My Feet is a play written by French wizard  Malecrit  around the same time when  Inolfr the Iambic wrote a verse about quidditch. The only known characters in his play are Grenouille and Crapaud. The following lines in his play introduced quidditch to the reader and watchers of his play:

GRENOUILLE : I cannot go with  you  to  the  market   today, Crapud.

 CRAPUD  :   But Grenouille, I cannot carry the cow alone.

'' GRENOUILLE :  You know, Crapud that I am to be keeper this morning. Who will stop the Quaffle if I do not?''

These   lines   are   also  the   only   lines   known. Another name for this play is He'las, Je me suis Transfigure Les Pieds.