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 * Yeah, I'm a witch! Ha! Ha! Whatcha gonna do about it?  Hex me?  Wait, you can't, cause your a muggle.  Guess what?  I'm gonna hex you!  BAM!  Now I shall suck your blood!|Abbie Lynne to a mean muggle man|Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows}}

Abbie Lynne, born May 1, 1994, is the most famous witch of all time (MORE FAMOUS THAN MERLIN HIMSELF!), is a known survivor of the Killing Curse, "Avada Kedavra" as she is a vampire and can't die! She was in Ravenclaw house, she was a prefect and a seeker, she was offered the job as quidditch captain, but she turned it down (because she is too cool for it) and also head girl (and she rocked it!). She is a vampire and a wizard. And she owns it. (But she doesn't suck humans blood; because that would be mean.)

Wand
Abbie's wand is Willow with Dragon Heartstring, 12 inches. It has pretty vine designs on it, because she owns it!

Physical description
Abbie is often described with dark eyes, her natural hair color is light brown hair, and very pale skin, with shadows under her eyes.

Abbie is a Metamorphmagus and she likes to make her waist length hair change to dark blue, and she changes her eyes to a bright purple. She is shorter than most people and people call her "Shorty, Short stuff, Midget (Which REALLY pisses her off because she is NOT a midget!) And she has really sweet silver robes, and they are so sweet people faint when they see them!

Personality and Traits
Abbie is often described by her friends as being very bright and bubbly. And very unusually insightful. And she hates the color pink, so if you give her pink robes she will kill you!

Magical Abilities & Skills

 * I rock!And you know what? You suck!  You suck! I hope you die, and then after you die I'm going to put you in a blender!  HAH!  And then I will put you in a pie!  And I will feed you to BABIES!  And then the babies will spit you up!  How do ya like that!  Huh betch!  Huh? That's right suckah!|Abbie Lynne to minister of magic Cornelius Fudge man|Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix}}

Magic Mastery

Metamorphmagus

Nonverbal Spell Master

Master Duelist

Charms Master

Only known Witch Vampire

Can become invisible without invisibility cloak

'''She can fly! She can fly! SHE CAN FLY! Like Peter Pan. (Without broom or any magical flying object.) Zoooooooooom!'''

Animagus

Can do magic without a wand (Ha! Betcha can't do that can ya!)

Can pretty much do anything (HAH! HAH!)

Awesome Info


Nobody knows where Abbie lives, it is in fact unplottable. She goes somewhere for months at a time without people seeing her, and then she pops back up somewhere screaming. She is physically in her youth, but people don't ask how old she was when she became a vampire. But we have a fair guess on how old she actually is from these quotes:

"Well going through the black plague sucked, every body's blood was infected and it tasted all weird."

"If I could of cried, I so would've because when Romeo and Juliet first came out, I would've cried like a baby. Too bad Shakespeare died, we were great friends; and he was pretty hot!"

"I partied with the vikings! Put then I woke up the next morning on an uncharted island."

"I wish Merlin was still alive, but no! I quote him, he said 'I would not enjoy living forever.  Unlike you Abigail' Then I sorta got mad at him and punched him in the face.  But luckily he forgave me a few decades later!"

"The Revolutionary War was crappy."

"I saved people from the holocaust!"

"The first Emperor of China was an A-hole!"

"Oh my god! King Tut was all 'Nah Aw!' and I was like 'Yeah huh!' and so on."

"King William the Conqueror asked me to marry him and I said 'Heck no!' Now I feel kinda bad for him. TOO BAD!"

"The Mayflower was the grossest place ever, dude if you were there. Ew."

"I like to party."

"I hope you die."

"WHALE BLUBBER!"

"Sea turtles are fun."

"Jack Sparrow gave me a free ipod!"

Real Defeater of Voldemort
Oh yeah, and she really defeated Voldemort, not Harry Potter. Harry Potter is just a liar and he said he did it. WELL HE DIDN'T, ABBIE DID!



What You Shouldn't Do Unless If You Want Your Head Ripped Off And Your Blood Sucked
1. If you call her Abigail she will rip your head off and not feel bad for sucking your blood, BECAUSE FOR THE 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 time, NO its is NOT her name!

2. Don't give her anything pink.

3. DO NOT WALK EXTREMELY SLOWLY INFRONT OF HER AND BLOCK THE ENTIRE HALLWAY!!

4. DoN't TyPe LiKe ThIs, Or L!ke Th!$, or anything really annoying.

5. Call her huggable and give her a bear hug.

6. Lift her up without permission.

7. Snap her wand in half. She will go all freaky.

8. Sing the Indiana Jones theme song when she walks into a room.

Dumbledore's Army
Abbie Lynne joined Dumbledore's Army in her '5th year'. But it really wasn't exactly her actual fifth year; she goes to Hogwarts every decade or so because she lives forever. Just for something to do. She did go to the ministry but there is no information on it because the minister of magic didn't like Abbie at the time so he just said "Screw Abbie! Lets just pretend she didn't go." Yeah, so that made Abbie pretty pissed off. In fact that's how he died, she killed him. Oh well!



Appearances

 * Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 * Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film)
 * Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (video game)
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film)
 * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (video game)
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film)
 * Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (video game)
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (film)
 * Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (video game)
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film)
 * Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (video game)
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film)
 * Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (video game)
 * Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 * Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (film)
 * ''Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (video game)
 * Wizard of the Month
 * Wizard of the Century
 * Best Magical Being of All Time, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!
 * ''Cooler than Voldi-poo club!
 * ''Most chicken wings ate in 10 seconds contest. 1st place at 9,999,999,999,999,999 billion chicken wings (When she was not a vampire, around something B.C.)

Harry Potter Wiki-ers
This User Article is just for all good fun, so please don't be offended by anything. Sorry if any of it did.

--Abbiesaurusrex 04:08, 25 March 2009 (UTC)Abbie Lynne