User blog:Doctor714/Snape, Snape...

...Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY! Hermione, Hermione! Hermione, Hermione, Hermione! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, UH! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, UH! Harry Potter, Harry Potter,uh! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! DUMBLEDORE!!! Heeeeermione I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter.

Singing our song, all day long at Hogwarts!

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! Harry and Hermione: Yay! (Dumbledore and Snape look at each other) (Ticking stops, a huge, fake looking explosion happens. Chunks of puppet flesh fall.) (Voldemort pops up) Voldemort: Muhuhuhahahaha! (Voldemort starts tapping his wand on the stage) Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!

Couldn't help myself... :)