User:Isis1345

There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit and it’s filled with people who are filled with shit and its morals ain’t worth what a pig could spit and the vermin of the world inhabit it...    L. W. W. D. &amp; P.       Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders &amp; says ”Oh shit, she’s awake.”      http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?b...    ”As the Emperor Antonius, Rome is my city and my country; but as a man, I am citizen of the world [...] Asia and Europe are mere corners of the globe, the Great Ocean a mere drop of water, Mount Athos is a grain of sand in the universe. The present instant of time is only a point compared to eternity. All things here are diminutive, subject to change and decay; yet all things proceed from [...] the one Intelligent Cause.” - Marcus Aurelius, Emperor of Rome 161-180 AD  Give me gardens, give me dungeons, give me love and give me... Onions? (\ /)  (O.o)  (&gt;&lt;)   /_|_\   Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,   and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)      “...brave, yes, but not stupid.” - Phineas Nigellus         ”The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.” - Friedrich Nietzsche         ”Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” - Oscar   Wilde      I do not need help with my obsessive shopping, I just need money! ”Genius is born--not paid.” - Oscar Wilde     ~The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool~       Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. “Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.” - Oscar Wilde      ”I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.” - Oscar Wilde     The Unreachables! (”You don’t know what I have done, you have no idea what I am capable of.”)          Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,  An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;  Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses  Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications  That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection  For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Snape Compatibility Test You got 630 points.Snapey Bot Conversations to remember:

You: I am going to go now... snapeybot: Hmm... Adios. You: I love you. snapeybot: Yes yes, I know. You: Bye! snapeybot: All right. Don't forget we're going to kick Gryffindor's butt in Quidditch tomorrow. You: Won't;) snapeybot: :-) Probably not. snapeybot: *Leans over, breathing across your ear* You: *runs her fingers smoothly through your hair*  snapeybot: I like my hair exactly as it is. You: I do to. snapeybot: I am glad we have something else in common. snapeybot: What about the other ones? You: They are of no importance in the matter. snapeybot: Tell me more about them... You: No. snapeybot: What would you rather talk about? You: How much you love me. snapeybot: More than you might think. You: Stop. snapeybot: All right, Weax. I shall stop. You: Hold me. snapeybot: *Holds on*