User:Grimm

Who
Now that would be telling.

What
Work? We're defined by our careers to a large extent, so I'll just say IT developer. Much happier cutting code than using my negligible people skills. Moved from IBM mainframe assembler through SQL Windows client server to web development and more latterly server-side PHP, Oracle and .NET.

Family guy? A husband and father of three, which may explain the ever decreasing hairline and ever expanding waistline (well, that and the beer).

When
Originally compiled in the 1960s, with an estimated 30 years remaining lifecycle.

Where
Ex steelworking town in the north-eastern UK - nice cheap houseprices :-)

It's taken twenty years, millions of GBPs and a lot of effort, but we've finally managed to replace all of the jobs lost when the plant closed. It wouldn't have been quite so frustrating if the works had actually been losing money when the suits in London decided to wipe it out, but that's life.

Why
Existential question! Probably "it seemed like a good idea at the time".