Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

ATTENTION: VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
* Hedwig dies

* Mad-Eye Moody dies

* George Weasley loses an ear

* Fred Weasley dies

* Wormtail dies(much liked Voldemort, he becomes An hero unintentionally when his own hand strangles him.)

* Dobby dies

* Ted Tonks, father of Nymphadora (aka Tonks) dies

* Remus Lupin dies

* Tonks dies, having given birth to a boy a few months earlier(she marriedLupin, much to the dismay of slash fans everywhere who continue saying OMG,LUPIN+SIRIUS OTP!', they think saying this enough will Make JK Rowling actually write it in)

* Colin Creevey dies

* Bellatrix Lestrange dies (to quote Mrs. Weasley shortly before killing Bellatrix 'NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH !)

* Crabbe (one of Draco’s sidekicks) dies

* Snape dies

* Harry briefly dies

* Voldemort dies

* Ron and Hermione marry and have two kids.

* Harry and Ginny marry and have three kids.

* Draco Malfoy marries and has a son.

* Bill and Fleur have a daughter.

* Remus and Tonks’ son has grown up and loves Fleur’s daughter.

* Happy ever after.

* You kill yourself because JK Rowling is now too fat, rich and lazy to write more of her Mary Sue crap for you to masturbate to! Remember to leave a nice suicide note for the janitor, apologizing for making a mess of your brains all over the place.

You're welcome.

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