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Harry Potter Oath:

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise to remember Neville,

When i see a BAMF.

And take a small beaded bag,

Whenever i want to camp.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to think of Luna

Whenever i see someone who's not afraid to be themself

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

And i promise to remember the D.A

When i see people who are willing to make a change

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

IN REMEMBERENCE:

In Rememberence to Severus Snape, a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, without all the red and gold crap.

In Rememberence to Fred Weasley, who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and with loyalty await his brother, with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Rememberence to Dobby, who was more free and full of love, than any elf, and most humans.

In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin, the last REAL Marauder, who was not just a wonderful father, an incredible husband and a brave hero, as well as a wicked werewolf.

In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks, who died for the greater good, and will probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Who's motto "Constant Vigilance" kept him alive for so long.

In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort, who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end.

In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore, whose past and wisdom confused us, whose seeming betrayal shocked us, but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.

In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange, because it was awesome how Molly Weasley kicked her ass in a duel, she deserved everything she got in the end.

In Rememberence to Colin Creevey, who we really don't know too well, but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war, so he must have done something good... besides stalking Harry.

In Rememberance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, who lived and died soaring.

''' You're a huge Harry Potter Fan when... '''

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands. Ernest Gaines

Gay marriage:1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Awesome quotes from Indigo children:

Q: Why does love occur between two particular people? ''"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)''

Q: What's the rule of good looks in love? "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."(Christine, 9)

Q: Why do lovers often hold hands? ''"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)''

Q: What's it like to fall in love? ''"It's like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)''

Q: What are your thoughts on love? ''"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)''

Q: How can you make love last? ''"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)''

Q: What is love? ''"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands get arthritis, too. That's love." ''

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

"I let my big sister pick on me because my mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."

"You really shouldn't say I love you unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot, because people forget."

Q: How would the world be different is people didn't get married? ''"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" (Kelvin, 8)''

Q: How would you make a marriage work? "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."(Ricky, 10)

Tips from Indigo's:

''"Never trust a dog to watch your food." (Patrick, 10)''

''"When your dad is mad and asks you 'Do I look stupid?', don't answer." (Hannah, 9)''

''"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." (Michael, 14)''

''"Don't pull your Dad's finger when he tells you to." (Emily, 10)''

''"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." (Taylia, 11)''

''"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." (Armir, 9)''

''"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." (Lauren, 9)''

''"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." (Alyesha, 13)''

''"Never try to baptize a cat." (Eileen, 8)''

Some quotes from one of my original novels, Rocket Ryder and the Piscium Mystery:

''“Courage and honour. Courage and honour are matters of the greatest importance. Sometimes what one would die for, you need also be willing to live for as well.”''

You are only as strong as your purpose; therefore let us choose reasons to act that are big, bold, righteous, and eternal.”

''“You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of mind next to honour.”''

“Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.”

“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”

''“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.” - Sidhartha Guatama''

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I, as a member of Save The Hufflepuffs, believe that all Hufflepuffs deserve equal rights. I also believe that Hufflepuffs are mighty in their own way. (If you believe the same, copy and past this on your profile to become a member of Save the Hufflepuffs.)



Favorite pairing? I'll read anything slash, really, but I think my favourite threesome is Harry/Draco/Blaise or maybe Harry/Draco/Neville. 'Normal' is Harry/Blaise, Harry/Theo or Harry/Draco, but i'll read anything good and cuddely :)

'''Favorite characters? '''Terry/Mike/Luna/Neville.

'''Least favorite canon pairing? '''Harry/Ginny. I don't know why...I don't hate Ginny or anything, I just don't like THEM.

Slash or het? I can't read het anymore, to tell you the truth. If it's just a story WITH het, no focused at all - or very little - on it, then okay. But there really needs to be at least one slash pairing MENTIONED.

'''Least favorite character? '''Umbridge or Fudge

'''Least favorite non canon paring? Harry/Snape'''

Sirius or Remus? Sirius.

'''Hermione or Ginny? '''Hermione.

'''Bill or Charlie? '''Charlie.

'''Snape or McGonagall? '''McGonagall rocks :)

'''Dumbledore or Voldemort? '''Cannon? Dumbledore. Fanfic? Tom for sure. Poor Albus is just too easy to bash...

'''Neville or Dean? '''Neville rocks. Period. He's a BAMF.

'''James/Lily or Lily/Severus? '''If i had to choose...Fanfic L/S, since JKR has said so explicitly that Snape isn't really a nice guy. I never really liked James though...he was a bully.

'''Draco or Ron? '''Slash story!Draco or Slash story!Ron is a tie. As for the books? Ron.

'''Crabbe or Goyle? '''Crabbe.

'''Horcrux or Hallow? '''Hallow. 'Cause i don't wanna kill anyone.

'''Beauxbatrons or Durmstrang? '''Beauxbatons. Durmstang scares me a bit...

'''Dark Harry or Light Harry? '''Depends on the story.

'''Time or Dimension travel? '''Either, I even write both.

Kab-OETD 04:27, October 1, 2011 (UTC)K8lon Fairchild