User:PadfootnProngs

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I love series, movie series, book series, TV series, you name it I'll love it if it's a series.

My favorite books are:

The Harry Potter series

The Twilight series (Go Edward)

The Last Dragon Chronicles (I love you David)

Maniac Magee

My favorite movies are as followes:

Forest Gump

Independance Day

The Harry Potter series

I don't like the Twilight movies as much as the books, the Harry Potter movies though, they are some works of art. I love all Italian food. Yum! My life consists of Eating, reading, sleeping, texting my friends, and camping.

My playlist consists of:

Ke$ha, Daniel Powter, Lady Gaga , Katy Perry , Aly & AJ , Maroon 5 , Jason Mraz , The All-American Rejects , Beyonce , 3Oh!3 , Sublime , Boys Like Girls , Paramore , Plain White T's , The Ready Set , Jay-Z , Selena Gomez & The Scene , Uncle Kracker , Brad Paisley , Eric Church , Luke Bryan , Big & Rich , Craig Morgan , The Band Perry , Gloriana , Tim McGraw, Sugarland , Miranda Lambert , Taylor Swift , Keith Urban

My FanFiction account

Lovely Crap nobody cares about but will read anyway:

-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, 91698padfoot

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

-If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules., Aangs Fangirl1214, aldericon, Summer Sweetheart, 91698padfoot

-If you support Kataang, copy and paste this into your profile !

-If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate copying and pasting these stupid things into your profile, copy and paste this... wait...

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Girl Tree

Girls ... ...are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.' ..

Quotes (that I found on someone else's profile but I thought they were hilarious)

“You’re thinking in Japanese! If you must think do it in German” – Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

“Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health!” – Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

“And what’s the real lesson? Don’t leave things in the fridge.” – Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

“I just love the smell of C4 in the morning.” – Ling Ling (3X3)

“If you die, I’ll kill you!” - Zoro (One Piece)

“We just witnessed a classic example of misplaced rage; I believe the technical term is being an ass.” – Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket)

“Thank you, Fuck you, the villain has arrived – Ladd Russo (Baccano!)

“Sometimes, I hate being me; then I smile because I’m not you.” – T-shirt

“It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip ‘em the bird.” – Anon

Quotes (Of my own this time)

"Guys are just like girls, except there boobs are in the wrong place."

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

"I just broke uo with someone and she said 'You'll never find someone like me again' and I thought I sure hope not, if I didn't want you why would I want someone like you."

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."

"I'm like the internet except Al Gore didn't invent me."- Tony Dinozzo

"Young men what to be faithfull; and are not. Old men what to be faithless; and cannot."

"Everyone has photographic memory. Some don't have film."

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just. ..

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

''' Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong. '''

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, there was an article about a motorcyle that crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this if you cried when Harry looked into the Mirror of Erised.

Post this if you cheered for Molly Weasley for killing Bellatrix Lestrange.

Post this if you cried when Sirius Black died.

Post this if you're going to cheer when Neville shows up.

Post this if you're going to sob you're eyes out when Tonks,Remus, Fred, and Colin dies.

This is the difference between Twilight and Harry Potter. Twilght does not touch any moral vaules, all Twilight is just a bunch of teenagers in lust. Harry Potter has many moral values, in Harry Potter, love is not only between husband and wife, its for the love of a child. Harry Potter has bought many to tears, what has Twilight done besides drive teenage girls into obbession with a controlling, sparkly, boyfriend?

Read this cause it's very true!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6903994/1/

You say Twlilight I say Harry Potter You say Vampires I say Wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'It's Cedric Diggory' You say Pattison is hot I'll say Daniel Radcliffe is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!" Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!) I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER I ENJOY spending time with my family so I MUST be poor. I listen to RAP so I MUST be BLACK and do DRUGS.

'1. Grab the nearest book, turn to page 81 find line 4.'

had to construct, and it

'''2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?'''

the moniter

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Rosanne's Nuts

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:50

'''5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?'''

2:54

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The fan above me

'''7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?'''

2 days ago, I was going to a Sea Wolves game (Baseball)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The profile of madamekittycat

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, a tank top, and a shawlish like thing.

10. Did you dream last night?

nope.

11. When did you last laugh?

dunno.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

pictures, a clock, candle holders, decrotive shovels

13. Seen anything weird lately?

my brother

14. What do you think of this quiz?

fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A chair for my desk cause currently mine doesn't have a back to it.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I hate people sometimes.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

rid the world of sickness, cause right now I'm kinda sick and feeling really crappy.

19. Do you like to dance?

No

20. George Bush:

What about him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hermione, Ginny, or Elizabeth

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James, Harry, or Ronald

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I plan to have a house in at least half of the worlds countries!

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.

1. Ginny

2.Dumbledore

3. Harry

4. Ron

5. Fred

6. George

7. Mrs. Black

8. Bellatrix

9. Voldemort

10. Petunia

11. Lucy Malfoy

12. Sirius

'''1.have you read a six eleven fic? do you want to?'''

George and MALFOY!? Heck no that really wrong!

'''2. do you think four is hot? how hot'''

Ron has the potential.

3. what would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

It would be the strangest most conflited child in the world! (Sirius and Bellatrix)

4.can you recall fics about 9

Never read any of them but I've seen many

5.would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

George and Dumbledore. Hmm... possibly, I suppose.

'''6. 5/9 or 5/10? why?'''

Fred/Voldemort or Fred/Petunia? Both are wrong, very, very wrong!

FAVOURITE

'''Female Character? '''Ginny Weasley

'''Male Character? '''Fred Weasley

Professor? Professor McGonagall

Death Eater? Snape

Magical Creature? Hippogriff

'''Spell? '''Confundus Charm

Quote? "Ahem- just a few more words now that we're all fed and watered." Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Movie? Goblet of Fire

Hogwarts House? Gryffindor

'''Place? '''Great Hall/ Astronomy Tower

'''Weasley? '''Fred

Couple? Ginny/Harry

REMEMBER WHEN'getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?'the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?m 0 m' (was your hero)'and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?'when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings'and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?'when - WAR - was a card game'and life was simple'' and care free?'remember when all you wanted to do'WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. 3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest! 5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t. 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships. 9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize. 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it. 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. 16. We are DrAmA queens. 17. Fashion police do exist. 18. Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it. 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21.eWe don’t shave our legs evryday so get over it. 22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out. 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. 24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s; '''hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)''' 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful at all times. 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t. 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can’t you piss in the toilet and not on it. 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don’t forget it.

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Female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Group Of Characters?

The DA

Adult?

Sirius Black

Ship?

Harry/Ginny

Spell?

Accio, because Im lazy.

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs

Place?

Burrow.

Weasley Twin?

Hmm, I don't know

Product?

Decoy Detonator

Shop?

Obviously Fred and Georges shop!

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Vernon Dursley

Female?

Umbridge

Male?

Wormtail

Adult?

Umbridge

Student?

McClaggen

Spell?

Crucio

Book?

I love them all!

Ship?

Anything that is not canon, besides Neville/Luna

Sweet?

Peppermint Humbugs

Death Eater?

Wormtail

Shop?

Borgin ang Burkes

Place?

Malfoy Manor

Professor?

Lockhart and Umbridge, it's a tie.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Adorable

Harry/Hermione?

No thank you

Harry/Ginny?

My Favorite

Harry/Luna?

Nope

Harry/Pansy?

Most definatly not!

Ron/Lavander?

No thank you, had enough of her in the 6th book...

Ron/Luna?

No

Ron/Pansy?

Hermione would murder him if I hadn't gotten around to it yet!

Ron/Fleur

No

'''Hermione/Krum? '''

A crush and no more

Hermione/Draco?

That's distgusting and I have no clue why these are sooo popular!

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

No

James/Lily?

Yes!

Lily/Snape?

Could be but not quite

Lily/Sirius?

She would murder him if James hadn't gotten to him 1st

Lily/Lupin?

Could be but better as friends

Tonks/Lupin?

Yes!

Draco/Pansy?

I don't like Malfoy but, no this wouldn't work

Fred/Angelina?

Yes

Bill/Fleur?

Yeah

Harry/Cho?

Hell no hosepipe

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Neville or Seamus?

Neville

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

'''Fred or George? '''

George

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Hermione I guess

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Hermione/Harry...

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Fire Whiskey (I made ButterBeer and it was really sweet at first, then disgusting)

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley(you can get to Diagon Ally from it)

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Fizzing Whizbees

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Depends if the Daily Prophet has come to its senses

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Barty, he dies

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor

Have you Been to A Release Party?

No.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Almost

A Movie?

Almost

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Sure have

Been To A Fansite?

I might have...

Been to JKR’s Site?

Probably

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Nope

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Nope..

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yup, but it has nothing to do with Harry Potter

What was it?

What if medicine is just a scapegoat. What if sickness is all in our heads and so is recovery. Idk maybe I'm crazy.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Nope, people are painfully aware of it.

Did it/ Does it work?

Nope cause I don't try.

'''Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?'''

I dressed up as Hermione.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Nope but thats cool

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

No but thats weird

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Possibly

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yep

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

Nope. Potters always go for the red-heads.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Yep.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Sure haven't

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yep

What site?

Fanfiction.net

Do you write fanfiction?

Yes

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yes

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Yep, the beans and the gum

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Posters, lots and lots of posters(I got a poster book) movies, books, bookmarks...ect.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No. Boo.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

No! I would like one!!!

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Hermione in everything especially brains

Do You Agree With This?

never thought about it

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Idk about supportive...

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Yep

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

The scene when Hermione oblivates one of the Death Eaters

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Uh YES!!! My family hates it

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Yes!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

YES!

Have you re-read the books?

Sure have

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Nope, but I want to have on

Have You Had An RP Party?

No..

Do You Want To?

No...

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

no...

Have You Ever Wrote One?

no

Do You Want To?

No

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

Maybe, it might be funny

Are You Going To Write One?

no.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Starting to yeah

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Not even close!