User:Parodist

About me
I can't think of anything to put into words about me write now, and so I hope my large collection of userboxes will suffice.

Created pages

 * Hengist Rawkes (stub)
 * Unidentified Hogwarts Headmaster (stub)
 * Albus Dumbledore's ex-girlfriend (stub)
 * Horace Slughorn's second office
 * Horace Slughorn's first office (stub)
 * Severus Snape's office
 * Defence Against the Dark Arts professor's office
 * Venomous Tentacula leaves (stub)
 * Potage (stub)
 * Rubens Winikus and Company, Inc. (stub)

Minor edits
User contributions

Favorite pages

 * Phineas Nigellus Black (completely rewrote)
 * Albus Dumbledore
 * Horace Slughorn's second office (created)

Characters
Favorites

Least favorites
 * 1) Albus Dumbledore
 * 2) Severus Snape
 * 3) Hermione Granger


 * 1) Dolores Umbridge
 * 2) Walburga Black
 * 3) Vernon Dursley

Books
Favorites


 * 1) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 * 2) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
 * 3) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Least favorites


 * 1) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 * 2) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 * 3) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Films
Favorites


 * 1) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (film)
 * 2) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film)
 * 3) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film)

Least favorites


 * 1) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film)
 * 2) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (film)
 * 3) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (film)

Actors
Favorites


 * 1) Richard Harris (RIP)
 * 2) Alan Rickman
 * 3) Emma Watson

Least favorites
 * 1) Jamie Waylett
 * 2) Richard Fish
 * 3) Scarlett Byrne

Quotes
Favorites


 * 1) "It is our choices, Harry, far more than our abilities, that show what we truly are."

- Albus Dumbledore


 * 1) "Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-No-Poo, the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"

- Sign outside Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes


 * 1) "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

The Fictional Me
Austin Drake Worthington (b. May 25, 1996) is a Muggle-born wizard, the only child of two British officials, and is one of the most famous wizards in modern times. He is also one of the most famous students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is disliked by many due to a prophecy that says he will bring about the end of the Wizarding world. During the Third Wizarding War, this prophecy, as well as his Muggle-born status, caused a rivalry between Austin and the Dark wizard Justin Elswick. At the age of eleven, Austin began attending Hogwarts and was sorted into Ravenclaw house. While at school, he became best friends with Elvira Thorton, the last of an ancient family of purebloods. After the war, Austin became a Hogwarts professor and married Elvira. Austin is also notable for being the second only known person to survive the Killing Curse.

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