User:Oerk

Hello. I'm Oerk. Yes it's a terrible name. No I don't know where I got it. I am an avid Harry Potter fan if for some reason you haven't figured that out yet. I very much enjoy the books the most, and I long for a very well polished Hogwarts-based video game that is actually fun. Also, I would absolutely love for a video game that would include every single spell imaginable, and interact in unique ways that no other game has and not just be static effects or beams connecting. Imagine it.Imagine the strategies It would be incredible. Alas, that is still only a pipe dream. In the meantime, this wiki will do nicely.What are some interesting things? Bluebell Flames of course. Verdimillious. The Laws of Magic as we know it. And of course, who could forget the Confuse Lunch combo? The answer is everyone. Everyone could forgot about the Confuse Lunch combo. Worst combo ever.

Pages I created

 * Counter-curse for Curse of the Bogies
 * Gytrash-conjuring spell
 * Misprinted Wendolyn card
 * Mountain moving charm
 * Unidentified Muggle man with newspaper

Creatures

 * Giant Albino Rat
 * Giant Phantom Rat
 * Giant Plague Rat
 * Firetrail Snail
 * Angry Skull
 * Cursed Skull
 * Wild rooster
 * Panic Spider
 * Phantom Rat
 * Bird
 * Loose Hand
 * Giant Phantom Rat

Clothing/"Charms"

 * Rabbit's foot
 * Black Belt
 * Witch's Hat
 * Tie Tack
 * Knee Pads
 * Ankle Bracelet
 * Wrist Guards
 * Galoshes
 * Lapel Pin
 * Balloon Holster
 * Moon Stone
 * House Ring
 * Sash
 * Sharkskin Belt
 * Cummerbund
 * Woven Belt
 * Studded Belt
 * Gold Weave Belt
 * Tool Belt
 * Dragon Skin Belt
 * Saddle Shoes
 * Brogans
 * Sandals
 * Hiking Boots
 * Slippers

Quidditch shots

 * Straight Ball
 * Fast Ball
 * Curve Ball
 * Knuckle Ball

Other stuff I contributed

 * Added all the missing pages in Folio Bruti (there were a lot of them)
 * Found true name for Fire Dwelling Salamander
 * Found quote for Gregory the Smarmy
 * Cleaned up Ectoplasm (yes this is a pun)
 * Cleaned up UV Toastmaster Mark VII
 * Cleaned up Unidentified Muggle man
 * Cleaned up Unidentified Muggle woman on Chertsey train
 * Cleaned up Unidentified Muggle woman about the train to Kettering

Spells

 * Found true name for Reverse Spell and its effect
 * Found true name for Human-presence-revealing Spell
 * Found true name for Boggart-Banishing Spell
 * Tracked down image for Mobiliarbus on the old Warner brothers site. (Not easy, even with wayback machine)
 * Found image for Deprimo
 * Better phrased the Freezing Charm
 * Cleaned up Magicus Extremos
 * Tried to clarify Mucus ad Nauseam Duo and Tria phrasing
 * Added blurb about the sparks
 * Cleaned up Bandaging Charm
 * Cleaned up Dark charms
 * Cleaned up Jinx
 * Added quote to Hair Loss Curse
 * Cleaned up Hex
 * Cleaned up Curse
 * Cleaned up Aberto
 * Cleaned up Anapneo

Opinions with no proof:
Verdimillious is Green Sparks. Verdillious is almost certainly a typo. I don't know what Baubillious is but I would really like to find out. I can only guess White sparks. What is the incantation for Bluebell flames? I'd love need to know. I think Transmogrify is the incantation for the Transmogrifian Torture.

Wiggenweld potion is just Moly, Dittany, Wiggentree bark, and Flobberworm Mucus. Other ingredients are bogus. Here's why: "Wiggen" is in the name, hence Wiggentree bark. Moly and Dittany are used for stopping dark enchantments and healing. Flobberworm mucus is just a potion thickener. Ok, you know what, this is starting to sound like less and less I have no proof. Maybe someday I'll squeeze it into the article.

(Okay so there actually is evidence for this but no-one cares enough to include in the main part of the page and there are so many conflicting recipes)

What is the formal name for the Expulso Curse? It can't just be Expulso Curse; that's so boring.

The Giant Orange Snail is so obviously a Streeler. I mean, come on.

Views on the subject of past vs present tense
Forum:Verb tense policy -- For description of events or people that have occured previously in the time line, they are described as happening in the past. It does not apply to things like spells, potions, creatures that still exist, etc. This is not a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. In-universe, magic things are still happening.