User:Dark Lord Voldmort Speaking

Hi there, ho there. I'm the coach. The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me...

Oops, wrong wiki.

Anyway, this is Dark Lord Voldemort Speaking speaking. if you are wondering where my name comes from, it comes from my favorite line from Potter Puppet Pals, which I watch squarely on the fact that anything pretaining to Harry Potter has to be good.


 * Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears


 * Harry Potter: Hey, let's do a prank call.

{ring}


 * Voldemort: Dark lord Voldemort speaking...


 * Harry: Leprechaun taint!


 * Voldemort: What? You kids! If I ever find out who is calling me, I'll call the wizard law, and you'll go to wizard jail, and I'll kill you! 'Cause i'm Voldemort and stop calling me!

What I do around here.
Since I have only read the first four books as of yet, I cannot say anything about 5 through 7, or anything Expanded Universe-esque. I basically am the spellchecker and the vandalism-protection sheild. No, that doesn't mean I protect vandilism, I protect from it.Goodbye, and thanks for looking at this crazy style.