Je me suis Transfiguré Les Pieds

Helas, Je me suis Transfigure Les Pieds ( Alas, I've Transfigured my feet) was a play written by the French wizard and playwright Malecrit. A scene from this play shows characters Grenouille and Crapaud arguing, as Grenouille claims that she cannot go to the market as she is to be playing keeper in a Quidditch match, but Crapaud says that he cannot take their cow to market alone.