User:Chosen One/God

God is the being responsible for all the events in the Harry Potter universe and the Real Universe, where J.K. Rowling resides.

Attitude of wizards towards God
Even though all the characters in the Harry Potter universe are dependent on God, sadly, none of them acknowledge his presence, an atrocity attributed to the author J.K. Rowling. Rowling reportedly "did not want to influence the religion of her readers", and promptly left the subject matter out of the story. Now, many young wizards seek to know God and turn to their masters in Hogwarts for help; unfortunately, many of the teachers seem to have worshipped former Headmaster Albus Dumbledore as a sort of demigod, even though he was, of course, nothing of the sort. This further complicated matters, and resulted in an atheist/agnostic wizarding state, and a few confused souls such as Harry Potter himself.

Attitude of God towards wizards
We were unable to get God to answer this section, but meanwhile, news from the Vatican says that Pope Benedict XVI, more commonly known as Papa Ratzi, has described the Harry Potter books as "dangerous, promoting witchcraft, and confusing to young readers." While Rowling's books do smack of Bach ("turgid and confused"), the first two descriptions are for the reader to decide for himself. Or herself. Anyhow, we know that God isn't too pleased with the Dark Arts and since the cup is nearly full, the world better be more careful and prudent.