User talk:Felix Hawthorne

Felix,

I know this will never reach you. You may be dead, lying in a coffin underground. You may never go on the website. Either way, I want you to know something,

We all love you here Felix. You're our upvote-crazy koala, our resident Sherlock obsessive, and our way of finding out the European Cup's controversial goal of the day. We miss the 9+ notifications from your Bayern pfp, we miss the blaming of autocorrect every time Lollipop comes up. We miss you, Felix, and if you're still out there, please come back.

The Victory won on Saturday. Their goal should have been disallowed, but oh well. Can't change it now. Roma beat Liverpool 4-2 after Liverpool's 5-2 win. We've got a Real-Liverpool final. You're not the only one disappointed at Bayern's performance against Real. They drew 2-2 in the second game, but it wasn't enough to save their game.

Felix, we all want you to come back. If you've been kidding this whole bloody time, COME BACK BOY! We have missed you so, so, so much. We may never talk to you again.

So, Felix, remember: we all love you here. We miss you. You had a great life mate. Mia san mia.

Gen.

TDOHRTFT &#124; We&#39;re all stories in the end, just make it a good one, eh? (talk) 08:37, May 7, 2018 (UTC)