So we all know that Rita Skeeter is a scummy reporter who puts lies and gossip in her articles and books. But am I the only one who kinda wishes that all her books were real so that we could read them? Like, I'm actually curious to see how much crap she had to come up with to make an 800-page book full of lies about Albus Dumbledore. We all know the truth about what happened, so I feel like reading her books would be really entertaining (or, at the very least, very maddening).