There once was a boy named Harry...
And is sorta a smart man for a few minutes
Harry gets put in the tri wizard tournament with dragons and mermaids oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed he’s back.
Cedric dead, but oh no, is in twilight. harry see twilight and dies
But Dr. Cullen saves him and transforms Harry into a Vampire.
There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star his parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lighting scar.... Yo harry you a wizard
Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets eon and Hermione McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Then Herminoe Granger comes along and gives him his wand back
Harry, Harry it's getting scary
Voldemort is back
You are a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring you
Constant attempts to contact him
She is forced to leave the school Umbrige arrives
Draco is a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius black is dead as can beeeeeeeeee oooooh (I did the whole 5th book I hope you don't mind)
Then along comes Lucius Malfoy to finish off Harry Potter
Split your soul... Seven parts are the whole. They're horcruxes...now Dumbledor's it......
There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death...
What do you think?