AFK PARENTS
Hermione: What happened to your parents?
Harry: they’ve been afk for 11 years
RAGE-QUITTING NAMESAKES
Albus P.: Daaaad
What happened to one of my namesakes
Harry: He rage quit after being bitten by a snake
Albus P: What about the other one
Harry: Draco tried to steal his stuff by killing him but Snape made him rage quit first