I would make umbridge downright reject cornelius fudge to the face.

I'd make Umbridge slap herself like crazy

I would make Voldemort go back in time and kill himself

But then Harry wouldn't be the chosen one... The past changes the future

Yeah, but Harry never wanted to be the chosen one

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And I would totally choose umbridge.

UMBRIDGE

Umbrige or Bellatrix

Yeah. Why is Bellatrix so odd?