Okay so you have to answer the question INCORRECTLY, and in THE SAME COMMENT (reply), ask a question to be answered incorrectly.
yeah I'll start
Why did Harry have that scar?
Stan shunpike
What’s a Veela?
A breed of Whomping Willow
Why don't magic people just apparate and disaparate instead of using brooms, animal transport and floo powder?
They are too lazy to learn how to
Why did Petunia Dursley hate Lily Potter?
Because Petunia was a death eater
Why did Tom Riddle change his name to Voldemort?
Because Voldemort is the name of his favorite nose making company
What was Harry's wand made of?
His own turds
A drum stick
Who killed Sirius Black?
Dobby
Why is harry dead?
Albus Dumbledore
What is a bezoar?
He ate to many sweets, got diabetes and died
Who is Dumbly’s sister?
