Okay so you have to answer the question INCORRECTLY, and in THE SAME COMMENT (reply), ask a question to be answered incorrectly.
yeah I'll start
Why did Harry have that scar?
Because Petunia was a death eater
Why did Tom Riddle change his name to Voldemort?
Because Voldemort is the name of his favorite nose making company
What was Harry's wand made of?
His own turds
A drum stick
Who killed Sirius Black?
Dobby
Why is harry dead?
Albus Dumbledore
What is a bezoar?
He ate to many sweets, got diabetes and died
Who is Dumbly’s sister?
Mama Umbridge
What is beauxbatons?
A music band
Who is Fleur Delacour?
Duh the actor who plays Draco Malfoy
Who is pigwidgeon?
