Mine is:
'You, Barny (Who is Harry) - you know this man Lovegood well?'
'No, I only met him today. Why?'
'Because, if he was not a guest of Fleur's, i'll duel him.... That's Grindelwald's sign.'
Molly: perfect! That's everyone in the family
Fred and George: who are we, next door neighbours??
Laughed so much when read this
And this one too
Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother
"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes."
"You called her a liar?"
"You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?"
"Have a biscuit, Potter."
Also:
"Would you like a cough drop, Dolores?"
McGonagall is awesome
Ron:Oh,yeah! Hey you lot. Midgets.
Molly: Fred, you next
George: He's not Fred, I am!
Fred: Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother
Molly: Oh, I'm sorry George
Fred: I'm only joking, I am Fred!
Yassss @HE WHO CAN BE FREELY NAMED and @CHT64
“Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.”
I know it's a quote, but still!
All of these above qoutes were some of the best in harry potter history, along with
"Now im going to bed before you think of another plan to get us killed, or worse, expelled"
“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”
Laughed a lot
"It's levi-O-sa, not levio-SAR!"
What do you think?