Mine is:
'You, Barny (Who is Harry) - you know this man Lovegood well?'
'No, I only met him today. Why?'
'Because, if he was not a guest of Fleur's, i'll duel him.... That's Grindelwald's sign.'
Snape asks Harry something
Harry: Yes
Snape: Yes sir
Harry: There's no reason to call me sir, professor.
I can just imagine the smug look on his face he would be so proud of himself.
Yeah even i loved that one
Then there is one:
Hermione: it is just because they think you are the chosen one
Harry: well I AM the chosen one.
Hermione(beats)
Harry: just kidding
That one was epic
Has everyone forgotten You know poo?
Ps. Which page that was on?
The Constipational Sensation
That's Gripping the nation
Hermione:its just cuz they think your the chosen one
Harry: but I am the chosen one-
Hermione: *beats*
Harry: I wAs JuSt JoKinG
Mine is this one
Ron: How much for this?
Fred&George: 5 Galleons
Ron: How much for me?
Ron: I'm your brother
Fred&George: 10 Galleons
Molly: perfect! That's everyone in the family
Fred and George: who are we, next door neighbours??
Laughed so much when read this
And this one too
Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother
What do you think?
