Not my future husband.

Wow, I'm good at this

A good guy

What colour is the weasley family’s hair

The one that Jimbob is bound to get with

Harry's pet ferret

Not Draco Malfoy

I am winning at life

My own answer

MudBlood

What is a muggle?

A muggle is a very rare dog species.

Why did snape hate harry?

Harry offered him some shampoo

How did voldemort die

He got sanitizer on a cut

Why did Cedric die?

Cuz he insulted bellatrix's makeup

Why did sirius escape?