Zero way I'd make it as a beater

So i can use the bat to hit myself. :)

I'm way to weak to be a beater

Ask my brother and sister, when im mad im probally twice as strong as if im calm. and ill start yelling, hitting people, and just being a terrible person....

I think I’d be better as Keeper

Yeah I would just fail as a beater lol

Reee, I will probably never be able to play Quidditch. I am honestly one of the worst people at sports like ever XD

Can't be a Beater cause I'll get hit before I hit it and not a keeper cause I probably will see the quaffle try to go and stop it, and either miss it by a one mile, who am I even kidding ten mile radius, but, miracles do happen and I could succeed at them both, oh again, who am I kidding, this would need a revelation of miraculous events and not just one XD

I would be a keeper. I’m terrible with a bat

Lol Memes, don't underestimate yourself XD

Beater