Ugh, I had a teacher who would either ramble or talk super slowly, I’d give them babbling beverage cause then I wouldn’t have to listen to them, they’d be talking nonsense.
My least favourite teacher acts as if she did drink the Babbling Beverage. Honestly, I know more about the subject than her and when I try to correct her, sometimes I just expect her to pull out Umbridge’s quill and tell me to write.
Draught of Living Death would give me some peace at least for few days, because knowing her, she’d wake up to give us an unannounced paper.
Veritaserum,and ask her as to how many children she is shipping/has shipped(Because she ALWAYS puts kids in pairs together to sit together or clean the board,wash the test tubes,etc)