My story is set during The Goblet of Fire after the part where moody (who was actually crouch using the polyjuice potion). I also pretend I'm almost 1 month younger than Harry and that Harry was chosen by the goblet before the lesson of unforgiving curses
After moody (actually crouch in disguise) threw avada kedavra at a spider during a defence against Dark arts lesson i began to have an idea. Get rid of all the bullies at Hogwarts. I run to catch up with Harry, Ron and Hermione, who were talking about Neville's reaction when he saw the spider tortured
Me: guys i have an idea. But i should tell you in private
Harry: what do you have to tell us?
Me: i have an idea to get rid of literally all the bullies at Hogwarts. I'm including Snape too
Ron: does that include Malfoy?
Me: yeah. We'll kill literally all bullies at Hogwarts
Ron: oh great idea! I'm in!
Harry: me too! I'll maybe be sent to Azkaban but i least i won't have to participate in the triwizard tournament
Me: great! I'll make you a great favor too
Hermione: but that would be a massacre
Me: yeah you're right. But i don't care. What if we call it the massacre of Hogwarts of 1994
Ron: great name!
Me: Hermione are you in?
Hermione: no I'm not. I won't participate in killing people
Hermione starts to leave
Me: ok here's the rest of the plan…
After days of planning what we'll do, literally all the bullied students of Hogwarts reunite at the place where crouch transformed Malfoy and i cast a spell on Hogwarts and the song "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen starts to play
Harry: good music
Me: thank you
All the bullied students and i confront Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle
Malfoy: wow you brought an army Potter?
Me: actually it was my idea. Bullying at Hogwarts ends today and right now
I throw avada kedavra at Goyle and Goyle dies
Malfoy: Goyle!
The 1st "I'm having a good time" part of the song starts to play
Me: kill all the bullies!
All the bullied students at Hogwarts start to apparate everywhere in the school and i apparate in the Slytherin room
Me: hi bullies
I throw avada kedavra at some of the Slytherin bullies and some escape!
Me: this is very funny!
Fred: i agree!
George: This is funnier than all the jokes we ever made!
After a lot of killings more (including Snape), the "Don't stop me, don't stop me hey hey" part of the songs start to play, Harry and i corner Malfoy and Harry kills him with avada kedavra
Harry: Hahaha! That's not how i imagined Malfoy's death but i wanted him to die for 3 years! Hahaha!
Me: i had never had so much fun in my life!
After the song ends and having finished killing all the studends and i are sent to Dumbledore's office
Mcgonagall: Who started all that massacre?
Me: it was me. We were sick of being bullied. I got the idea when professor moody taught us avada kedavra
Crouch: yeah. I should've never taught you that
Mcgonagall: do you think that was funny?!
Me: yeah. It really was funny. At least we'll never be bullied ever again
Mcgonagall: yeah. I do get why you did it and i don't blame you for doing it. However killing isn't the answer so everybody who participated in the killing is expelled from Hogwarts and you'll be in Azkaban for the rest of your lives
All the bullied Hogwarts students and i are sent to Azkaban and at dinner time we celebrate what we did
Me: let's make a toast. For the massacre of Hogwarts of 1994!
Hogwarts students: for the massacre of Hogwarts of 1994
The students and i start to drink our drinks
Ron: we should also congratulate Matias [that's my name]. Without him bullying would still exist in Hogwarts. They'll maybe call you Matias the bullying killer
Me: that's a good nickname. Now because of my actions bullies around the world will be afraid of bullying now!
Ron: let's make another toast. For Matias the bullying killer!
Hogwarts students: for Matias the bullying killer!
Meanwhile crouch is in the cemetery where Peter pettigrew originally killed cedric
Crouch: Voldemort i have bad news. Harry Potter won't participate in the triwizard tournament
Voldemort: why?
Crouch: because i indirectly and accidentally gave a student called Matias Pereira (the 1st foreign person to ever study in Hogwarts) an idea to kill bullies at school. Potter participated there. Now all the students who participated there are in jail
Voldemort: well my plan got ruined indirectly because of you. But I'm not angry at you. You didn't want that to happen
My actions also indirectly prevented cedric's death
