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THE ADVENTURES OF LUNA LOVEGOOD AT MALFOY MANOR~
The Capture Of Luna Lovegood
Luna: *walking home*
Snatcher: HAHA! Gotcha!
Luna: Hello, sir! How are you today?
Snatcher: How am I? Rich in a few hours, because I’m getting paid for this!
Luna: Oh! Are you going to resell some of my Plimpy Broth?
Snatcher: Resell your what?
Luna: My Plimpy Broth. Here’s a sample if you’d like!
Snatcher *tasting the broth*: Hmm... it’s a tad sour, but tastes weirdly fruity. Maybe add some salt. Wait, that’s not why I’m here! Expelliarmus. *shoves bag over her head*
Luna *muffled*: so that’s what he’s getting paid for.
The Healing of Garrick Ollivander
Luna *is shoved into the cellar at Malfoy Manor*: It’s awfully dark in here. Am I all alone?
Ollivander: A person! Who are you?
Luna: Luna Lovegood. Who are you and where are you? I can’t see you in the dark.
Ollivander: In the right corner. I’m Garrick Ollivander.
Luna: Hello Mr Ollivander! You own Ollivanders, don’t you?
Ollivander: Yes... what- what are you doing?
Luna *collecting moss from the walls*: Collecting moss from the walls.
Ollivander: Wha- why?
Luna: Your throat sounds hoarse. Dad always said that applying moss on your throat would help soothe it.
Ollivander: Oh, I just have a parched throat. Not much water down here, heh. Does the moss have any other healing properties?
Luna: Yes, it helps heal cuts. Do you need some?
Ollivander: Well, I have a cut on my shoulder...
Luna: I’ll put some on, stay still.
The Betrayal of Draco Malfoy
Draco: Hello?
Luna: Hello! Have you been captured as well?
Draco: No... I’m supposed to be guarding you.
Luna: Oh.
Draco: But I’m here to help you.
Luna: Oh.
Draco: I honestly don’t want you to be imprisoned here, so I brought you a nail, it might help to undo the ropes that are binding you.
Luna: Ooh! Thank you!
Draco: And some meat and a pastry.
Luna: Goodness! Thank you very much! Who are you, by the way?
Draco: Draco Malfoy.
Luna: Oh, the one Harry doesn’t like?
Draco: ...yeah that one.
The Lonely Birthday of Luna Lovegood
Luna: 🎵Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me-🎵
Ollivander: What are you doing?
Luna: It’s my birthday today, so I’m celebrating. I’m seventeen now.
Ollivander, shocked and a bit sad: Seventeen is and important birthday, you know. I’m... I’m really sorry you have to spend it here, all alone.
Luna: Oh, I’m not alone! There’s you, Draco who talks to us when he’s on guard duty, and all my Chickleswips!
Ollivander: Your Chickle-what’s?
Luna: My Chickleswips! This place is full of them, hiding in the moss and everything... I’ll introduce you: *points at hand* this one is Harry, this one is Ron, this one is Neville, Hermione, Ginny, Dad and Mum!
Ollivander, who has no idea what the heck she’s talking about but it used to it by now: They’re... very cute.
Luna: Yes, I think so too. Though, most people would think they’re ferocious, don’t you think? Because of their pointy antlers?
Ollivander: Yes, of course.
Luna: I named this one Harry, because it has some yellow above its eye like Harry’s eyebrow.
Ollivander: ...ah, yes.
Luna: Anyway. 🎵Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me-🎵
Ollivander: 🎵Happy birthday dear, Luna, Happy birthday to you.🎵
