Ayyyyyyyayyayayyy anyways, I used to make very, very, very stupid fanfics like these last year and people actually liked them, so imma bring back Ron Cheese-ly >:D

Also, please keep in mind I do not use my brain for these fanfics, so if you don't like anything or something offends you, sorry. You can tell me and I'll change it.

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"ROnALd bIlIUS CheEESE-LY, WHAT HAVE YOU dONE!" Molly Cheese-ly said, very, very angrily.

"I AM EATING SOME CHOCOLATE TOADS, MUM!" The youngest male Cheese-ly replied.

"THEY'rE CALLED CHOCOLATE FROGS"

"SORRY"

"DID YOU BREAK MY FAVORITE vAsE?!" She yelled.

"NO? I BROKE A NICE LOOKING FLOWER HOLDER THING"

"THAT WAS MY vAsE!!"

"uh ok, can I go back to eating cheese toads?"

'yOu sAid iT wAs cHoCoLaTe tOaDs"

"no."

Moldy Cheese enters the house.

"wHO hAs dAREd tO sAy mY NamE?"

"no."

Voldemort dies. A spider comes out of the closet.

"wow." He looks at the spider. "AHHHH A SPIDER" the spider dies.

Ron takes out his cheese and flies with his spork to Hogwarts, where Harry and Hermione (idk if she's there during the holidays so) and goes to the library. "GUYS I KILLED MOLDY BREAD!"

"Ronald Bilius Cheese-ly! Why would you kill Moldy Bread! It hasn't done anything to you!" Hermione Cheddar says.

"er, yeah, I'm with Hermione on this one." Harry Pasta-r says.

Ron facepalmed. "I MEANT MOLDY CHEESE!"

"ohhhhh, well done Ron!" Hermione said.

Grindelwater comes and kills everyone.

The end?

"NO YOU DIDN'T KILL ME HAHA! GO AWAY YOU WEIRD HAIR MAN!" Ron says.

Grindelwater died.

Ron was the only magical being alive.