{Ch. 1}

[Sirius's Phone POV]

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Sirius: Ugh, I FINALLY got my new phone after somebody sat on it and broke it

while trying to talk with Evans -.-

???: Ummm... what?

Sirius: James don't act dumb with me, we all know it was you. Pete LITERALLY watched you do it ->-

???: My names not James...

Sirius: I can't tell if your joking rn or if your really not James-

???: I can assure you my name is not James

I think you got the wrong number, sorry!

Sirius: Oh srdtfyuh i'm so sorry ;w;I just grabbed the number out of my friends phone thinking you were someone else.Sorry for the mix up mate LOL

???: Your good don't worry about it..As they had my number though, who's phone were you using?

Sirius: Oh, my friend Marlene's. I just checked her contacts and must have wrote

down your number by accident

???: Oh yeah, McKinnon right? I know her, she's friends with my friends

Sirius: Oh lol XD

???: XD?

Sirius: Yeah, do you not know what 'XD' means?

???: I know what it means, I'm not an idiot. I just don't know anyone who uses 'XD' anymore, or any of the other lame emoticons you've used we have emoji's for a reason

Sirius: Well i happen to like it -.-

???: Oh Merlin, your one of those weird Emoticon people aren't you?

Sirius: Maybe ;)

???: Nope, I'm done here, goodnight 'Flirt' 🙄

Sirius: Wait no I'm sorry

Come back! XD

Ugh fine, night x

???: Do not 'night x' me-

Sirius: Alright Mystery Boy ;)

???: Absolutely done-

(If anybody is confused, ??? is Remus, Sirius just doesn't know this yet)