Original: Now, if you two don't mind I'm going to bed, before either of come up with another idea to get us killed, or worse expelled. ~Hermione Granger

Google Translate: Now that both are interested, I go to bed before you die or hit your body. (xDDD)

Original: Hermione! Have any of our plans ever actually worked!? ~Harry Potter

GT: (Google Translate): No, my Ernie! When is our program running?