I punched Draco because he treats government officials to enrage people?

I poisoned Dobby because he sniffs government officials to enrage people.

I punched Fred even though he treats potatoes for a living.

I poisoned Draco because he samples potatoes twenty-four hours a day.

WHAT. HOW IS HE ABLE TO EAT THAT MUCH?

I ate Dobby because he sniffs government officials to enrage people.

Dobby I-

Poor dobby

I ate Dobby Because he sniffs potatoes twenty-four hours a day.

Oh Help Me, My parents came into my room to see why I laughed

Bruh Dobby's getting tortured

Poor Dobby :(

I ate Dobby because he treats potatoes as a passion xDDDDDD