I kissed Hermione because I saw a dead body.

Oh, that’s sooo romantic, I would immediately kiss someone near a dead body. (Note the sarcasm.)

Also, why do these keep shipping me with girls? Does even the wiki doubt my sexuality? (I know these are as random as it gets, just a small joke.)

Everyone's seeing dead bodies lol.

I punched Hermione as I stood on a dead body 👀 I, uh-

I jumped on Hermione when I fell of a cliff.

I punched Ron because I fell off a cliff

i danced with dumbledore when i saw a dead body.

whoops O.o

I jumped on Hermione because I saw a dead body

I jumped on Harry because Death Eaters captured me.

I danced with Harry as Death Eaters captured me

I punched hermione because death eaters captured me