Joshy,it’s EXPECTO PETROLEUM

CAN YOU STOP

JOSHY SHUT UP

I DONT WANT 1000 NOTES FROM THIS

THEN UNFOLLOW THE POST

Why do Azakaban inmates have fresh breath?

Because they have de-mentoes!

Why did Ginny ace the exam?

She completed it very Weasily. Puns aren’t my strong suit.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord? A Volt-demort.

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages? A parcel tongue.