JOSHY SHUT UP

I DONT WANT 1000 NOTES FROM THIS

THEN UNFOLLOW THE POST

Why do Azakaban inmates have fresh breath?

Because they have de-mentoes!

Why did Ginny ace the exam?

She completed it very Weasily. Puns aren’t my strong suit.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord? A Volt-demort.

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages? A parcel tongue.

Before Harry's godfather died, someone had gotten some of his hair, and drank Polyjuice potion to resemble him. He met with Harry and said that he had actually faked his death. But Harry didn't believe it. "What?!" he said. "You can't be Sirius!"

@CartoonFan311 We have our winner, no topping that one.

Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.