What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages? A parcel tongue.

Before Harry's godfather died, someone had gotten some of his hair, and drank Polyjuice potion to resemble him. He met with Harry and said that he had actually faked his death. But Harry didn't believe it. "What?!" he said. "You can't be Sirius!"

@CartoonFan311 We have our winner, no topping that one.

Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.

@Second British Hong Kong Ball more espresso, less depresso.

How did the big bad wolf get into hogwarts?

He hufflepuffed. (huffed and puffed)

Sorry I'm bad at puns

Same lol

I'm wheezing-

Harry otter

(bad with puns)

Lol it’s the new Hairy Pugger