Snape hears prophecy.*does gasp* Runs like a baby to Voldemort.
Discuss, Discuss.
Voldemort: Yes, your right. I'LL KILL LONGBOTTOM! MWAHAHA!!
Snape: But what about Potter?
Voldemort looks at Snape as if he were dumb.
Voldemort: Meh, get Bellatrix to kidnap him...
Snape: But why my-
Voldemort: NO WHYS, IFS AND BUTS!!! Now go away, I wanna play with my lego *slams door*
Snape: His lego? The Dark lord's lego?
Voldemort kills the Longbottoms and comes back.
Bellatrix: I've done what you've asked, my lord.
Voldemort: Thank you Bellatrix. And raise this kid to learn the ways of.. something..
*Bellatrix's head*: WAAAAAAAT!!!!!!
SRY THIS IS SHORT
TO BE CONTINUED
