THIS IS IN A ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE,SETTING:WHEN I AM 12.
Me:*sleeps*
Hagrid:*barges in the house and destroyed the door*
Me:*wakes up*WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC IS HAPPENING!!
Hagrid:HOW DID YOU KNOW THERE’S A MINISTRY?
Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A HAGRID COSPLAYING THEIF!!!!MOM!!!!DAD!!!!SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My mom and dad:你是誰？！
Hagrid:I’m Hag-
Me:Rubeus Hagrid,Keeper of keys and gamekeeper in hogwarts.You own a dog named fang and you live in a hut in the hogwarts grounds near the forbidden forest.
Hagrid:How the ruddy hell do yah know about hogwarts?
Me:Due to harry potter!
Hagrid:Harry got a penfriend??
Me:The book sil-
Hagird:Let me see…Incendo!*sets fire to my bookcase*
Me and my parents:*screams*
Hagird:Oh,sorry,Lumos!And also…*extingushes the fire*
Me:*pure shock*
Hagrid:Er…so Issac(yes this is my english name in this timeline) you’re a wizard…
Me and my parents:*speechless*
Me:OMG I’M GOING OT HOGWARTS!!!Wait…i got some questions for you hagrid.
Hagrid:Yes?
Me:
Is Albus Potter,James Potter and Lily potter in hogwarts?
Is Rose and Hugo Granger-Weasley in hogwarts?
Is teddy ok?
Is Fleur’s children in hogwarts?
Can you sign my books(Harry Potter series)?
Can i see harry?
How do i go to hogwarts or diagon alley?
Can i ride the hogwarts express?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:IS THERE WIFI IN HOGWARTS
Hagrid:The Wifi password is Fanged Wizzbee,the ‘F’ and ‘W’ is capital letters.
My parents:…