So, I had a fun little idea. You guys can ask a character a question and I will make a mockery of them in the answer
Parvati, how long have you had a crush on your "close friend" Lavender Brown?
Me: “HERE COMES THE BRIDES-“
Paravti: “SHUT UP!”
Draco, why are you so racist (mwhahahhahaha)
Draco: “I’m not racist! I’m simply better than everyone else!”
Jesus, Draco-
Voldemort,DO YOU LIKE UMBRIDGE??
Gilderoy Lockhart, why are you such a flipping moron?
^oh dear god 🤣
Umbridge,do you like to eat flies?
Draco,will you marry Tsundergrl?
Goyle,are you part troll?
Crabbe,DO YOU LIKE TO EAT CRABS
Draco,i like you as a ferret.
Draco,do you know emily mcgovern?
What do you think?