Luna and Lucius, am I secretly you but with a nickname (since I'm Lu)?

I’ll answer these after English class

Lucius, why are you such a terrible human being?

Voldemort,DO YOU LIKE UMBRIDGE??

Voldy: “Who?”

Gilderoy Lockhart, why are you such a flipping moron?

Lockhart: “Haha! What a funny joke!”

Draco,will you marry Tsundergrl?

Goyle,are you part troll?

Crabbe,DO YOU LIKE TO EAT CRABS

Draco,i like you as a ferret.

Draco,do you know emily mcgovern?

Draco: “Depends on her house and her view on purebloods.”

Goyle: “Der… wuts a roll?”

Crabbe: “Huh?”

Draco: “So what? And who?”

A question for Umbitc- the lovely Ms. Dolores Umbridge - Can you cut ou- refrain from tortu- punishing Harry and his friends ?

Umbridge: “If they would be as polite as you.”

Umbridge,why aren’t you arrested for child abuse?

Umbridge: “Child abuse?! Me?!”

Luna and Lucius, am I secretly you but with a nickname (since I'm Lu)?

Both: “Huh?”

Lucian, why are you such a terrible human being?

(I’m gonna assume you meant Lucius)

Lucius: “I’m a respected member of-“

Me: “JERKWAD!”

Oh, sorry. The affects of spending time on a wiki dedicated to bad Harry Potter fanfiction. My spelling has suffered too.

I’m a frigging stickler for correct spelling and grammar lmao

My Immortal has honestly made me recheck my spelling so many times. It messed me up. It really did.

^^^^ me : thank you for thinking I'm polite professor. Also, you are a toad. Good day.