I would also be the commentator

I don’t understand quidditch at all so audience

Audience… or rather nothing. I find watching sport extremely boring. And playing even more so.

^same

I'd rather just stay in my room

Not Quidditch, it's a pretty cool sport, I just dislike the scoring system. I'd be a Chaser, it's like aerial handball, pretty cool. Beater's like playing baseball with larger, magically dangerous baseballs, Keeper's like regular goalie but in the air and with three separate hoops, and Seeker is like a mini manhunt with a golden, really fast, manhunt and limited to the Quidditch field.

My favourite is chaser, because your team is, like, relying on you to catch the Snitch