I dare you to read any scene with a straight face now

ILoveCats52·9/9/2022 in General

Take any scene from Harry Potter where they're dueling or something, but every time someone uses an offensive or destructive spell, replace it with "yeetus deletus". I'll start:

"Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived. Come to die. YEETUS DELETUS!"

Spell Duelling

Velvet Rxses·9/9/2022

This is genuinely fantastic

Axvdemia·9/9/2022

“Ginny, listen...I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together."

"It's for some stupid YEETUS DELETUS isn't it?"

"It's been like...like something out of someone else's life these last few weeks with you. But I can't...we can't...I've got to do things alone now. Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He's already used YEETUS DELETUS as bait once, and that was just because YEETUS DELETUS were my best friend's sister. Think how much danger YEETUS DELETUS'll be in if we keep this up. He'll know, he'll find out. He'll try and get me through YEETUS DELETUS."

"What if YEETUS DELETUS don't care?"

"I care. How do you think I'd feel if this was YEETUS DELETUS funeral...and it was my fault...”

(Edited by Axvdemia)

Axvdemia·9/9/2022

“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large YEETUS DELETUS out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly YEETUS DELETUS.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that a YEETUS DELETUS like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his YEETUS DELETUS, the slimeball.”

ILoveCats52·9/9/2022

YES