Chickron is the OTP.

Y'know I'm not really a huge fan of fantasizing Draco "doing it" with an apple. Now that I say that, it'd probably be weirder with Ron and chicken. I'm just not going to vote lol

Bookmione

Ahh hecks naw @ItsAboutToGoDown

Well, Hermione loves books. She may even love some books even more, yes?

Oh my....