You know Jojo Siwa, your assumed sister made a thirst trap, trying to cosplay you?

@.lyssaturn how did you find out about my twin sister-

Never mind, now that the ferret’s out of the bag and the entire ‘internet’ knows I may as well give the full story.

Jojo Siwa (Born Joelle Malfoy) was my twin sister, born a squib. My family put her up for adoption and attempted to hide her birth so the Malfoy bloodline would remain ‘pure’.

I’ve recently reunited with her but she didn’t tell me she made THIS

Why are you obsessed with POTTAH?

@.lyssaturn BECAUSE HE’S POTTAH WITH HIS STUPID SCAR AND HIS DUMB BROOM AND DUMBLEDORE GIVES HIM HOUSE POINTS FOR BREAKING RULES AND NOT FREAKING DYING

Geez Malfoy, calm down! Anyways your opinions on Dumbledore? *blinks nervously*

@.lyssaturn HE… GIVES… POTTAH… SO… MANY… POINTSSSSSSS

WE AGREE ON THATTT

I'm Lyra. *offers hand* Besties?

Draco, your opinion on corn?

*proceeds to play it’s corn*

Draco, will you be my frienddddd

(Hi tsunderegrl)