Ok.

Then Draco…how did you rehearse for the Yule ball with Professor Snape? Was there a lot of founding?

@.lyssaturn & @Burning.letters Yes. We shall rule the world.

@GordonRamsayWho nothing will ever compare to apples. In an alternate universe, the corn kid is the apple kid and I am the apple kid.

For me, I really like apples

<<What do you like about apples?>>

THEY'RE APPLES

A MEDIUM-SIZED CIRCULAR SHAPE WITH A STEM

THEY HAVE THE JUICE (Crabbe and Goyle: they have the juiiice)

I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING (Voldemort: WOOHOO)

THEY'RE APPLES

I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEM

I MEAN LOOK AT THESE THINGS

WHEN I MADE FUN OF POTTAH WHILE EATING ONE, EVERYTHING CHANGED

@Second British Hong Kong Ball PLease don't remind me of that.

All he did was flounce, yell, and make very angry comments to someone named James (there wasn't a James there so we really don't know what he was talking about)

You're just jealous Snape can flounce better than you

@Luuyuu It's partially because of that cloak he wears. I can flounce quite well, thank you *aggressively flounces* TAKE THAT POTTAH

Stop bullying harry >_<

@GordonRamsayWho fiiiine, but I must ask, is that you, Professor Dumbledore? No. I suppose it can't be... you haven't given Harry 200 points.

....

Professor Lupin?

What are your thoughts on Voldemort?

*evil cackle* WE SHALL