So… I can slap you and you won’t tell your father?

@GordonRamsayWho I still have my mother… *evilly laughs*

Nah, I have your mother

Draco, your mom is hot

Facts man

@GordonRamsayWho WHERE IS SHE?!??!?!??!

In my basement along with Harry

@GordonRamsayWho I want to tell my mother about this but… I’d have to be in the same basement as POTTAH… I’ll just tell my father and he’ll do something.

Lucius’ll do nothing 😈

Your dad looks like Regina George