Ray, baby, not quite. Apple won Miss Universe three times in a row, like...

Yo Draco this is a severus question. Do tou prefer your mother or father?

You don’t even know what I look like Lu, how dare you /sar

@GordonRamsayWho How dare you ask me to chose. Probably father, if I must chose. But I do prefer apple over both of them.

What if I ate apple…?

@GordonRamsayWho I would cry then yell at POTTAH because it was his fault.

But- but Harry’s in my basement. And apple was with me the whole time, well that was until I ate it…

@GordonRamsayWho -Sobs intensely-

I’m sorry! But apple just looked so good, I love green apples

Ok would you consider the possibility of not being mean to me if I bought green apples for you

-Harry Potter