Kissing:
Bella: Ok then.. PUCKER UP! *readys wand*
Voldemort: Oh my.
That one poor guy: *gets tortured*
Ginny: Er…could you not-
Harry: *proceeds to run over to Ginny with wand ready*
Hermione and Ron: HARRY NO!
Kill:
Voldemort:
Guy: So Harry could you l-
Harry: He’s ded.
Bellatrix: I’m dead already.
Ginny: HELP!
Molly: NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
Harry: DON’T WORRY GINNY *leads an army*
Marry:
Voldemort: What
Bellatrix: HE IS MINE!
Trio: What.
Hogwarts: What.
The entire wizarding world: What.
Every single HP fan/anyone who watched or read HP: What.
Bellatrix: My love belongs to THE DARK LORD!
Snape: What.
Narcissa: What.
Rodolphus: What?!
Voldemort: I’m sorry what did you say, I was scheming a plot to kill Harry Potter.
Harry: SHE.IS.MINE.
The entire Weasley family and Hermione: HARRY, NO!
