This is me on Vocaroo doing the voices (pardon my awful Snape voice): https://voca.ro/1hHXVaboUhd5

Draco locks the door to the Slytherin common room, Snape sees him.

Snape: "Draco?"

Snape knocks on the door.

Snape: "Do you wanna 😈pick on😈 Potter?"

Draco: *looks up*

Snape: "Come on let's go and play!"

Draco: 🙄

Snape: "I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone AWAAAAAAAY! We used to be 🖤🐍best buddies🐍🖤, and 💔😭now we're not😭💔, I wish you would tell me 💧WHYYYYYYYYY💧!"

Draco: "Ugh..."

Snape: "Do you wanna 😈pick on😈 Potter? Or how about 🩸Mudblood Granger🩸?"

Draco: "Go away, Snape!"

Snape: "😔Okay, bye...😔"

Draco secretly: 😔"Aww..."😔