Haha 😂

If making polyjuice potion with his hair fails, there is always his toenails

BUT NO-ONES GONNA WANNA CUT MOLDY VOLDYS TOENAILS ARE THEY

^ ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU DISGUSTING-

EXACTLY

Mmm crunchy even has maggots for extra flavour 😋😋

EWWWWW

SIR YOU NEED A MENTAL HOSPITAL

I NEED A MENTAL HOSPITAL BUT I AM NOT LIVING WITH THIS GUY

LOL