Draco: Guys, I'm not gonna go in that cave...
Ron: Why not? Are you too scared?
Draco: No. I just think there are snakes in that damn cave.
Harry: Exactly! We want you to catch one for us. Just don't tell Hermione we told you to go in that cave or she will have our necks.
Ron: Yeah, the last thing I want is Hermione to hurt me.
Harry: *bops Ron's shoulder*
Ron: And... you... too...
Draco: *rolls eyes* Whatever. I'm going in the cave...
Ron: That's a good lad.
Harry: Get that anaconda for us... *whispers to Ron* That anaconda is actually Snape... literally...
When Draco goes in the cave...
Draco: Pfft, there's nothing here... why was I so freaked out? This was a true waste of *screams because he saw Snape as a snake* ANACONDA!!! POTTER, WEASLEY, HELP!!!
Snape: Draco... relax... it'sssssss only me...
Draco: THE SNAKE IS TALKING!!! DAMN IT POTTER, DAMN IT, WEASLEY, HELP ME!!!
Snape: *wraps himself around Draco and shushed him but is careful not to crush him by accident* Shhhhh, it's okay, it's only your favorite teacher from Hogwartsssssss...
Draco: Profes... Professor Snape???
Draco hears Harry and Ron laughing out loud.
Snape: Those dunderheadsssssss again?! Honessssssstly, Draco, you have a lot more patience than I do becaussssssse I would've hit them a long time ago.
Draco: They dared me to go in this cave... I'm sorry I screamed at you, Professor Snape. It's just... how can I say this without hurting your feelings? Damn, um... you looked really creepy.
Harry: Oh come on, Malfoy, don't be so shallow.
Draco: I'm not shallow, Potter, I just judge people on their looks.
Ron: Yeah, Harry.
Snape: Well, it's natural for sssssssnakes to look creepy, but I'm not sssssssscared of them.
Ron: Yeah, because you are one.
Snape: Weasssssssley, do I have to hit you?
Ron: Never mind...
Harry: *whispers to Ron* I wonder if he wants any dragons for dinner?
Draco: Potter, there's something on your face...
Harry: Huh?
Draco: *punches him*
Harry: OW!!!
Ron: *smirks*
Harry: STOP DOING THAT!!!
Draco: WELL STOP WHISPERING BEHIND MY BACK!!!
Snape: *rolls eyes* I wonder if Missssss Granger knows you brought him here for thissssss...
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