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PART 1
<SORTING CEREMONY FOR FIRST-YEARS IN 2024>
P.McGonagall: Alexis Chase!
Alexis: *walks up to the chair*
Sorting Hat: *blurts out before it touches her head* SSSLYTHERIN' SLYTHERIN!
Selena Chase-Jackson (6th Year): Well, look at that. Draco Malfoy 2.0, Alexis Chase.
Jerry Lumalino (4th Year): Why aren't there more NEW Gryffindors???
Blair Fox (5th Year): 'Cuz they're all d-
Selena: Don't be mean, Blair.
P.McGonagall: Now, Headmaster Albus Potter has something to say.
A.Potter: Most of you know me as the Auror Albus Severus Pottah, son of Harry Pottah, slayer of Voldemort.
Alexis: *winces at the name*
Blair: Who DOESN'T speak the name nowadays?
A.Potter: Also, I wish to never sneak into the Forbidden Forest if you do not want to die a painful death.
Jerry: *mumbles* I should go there then.
Selena: Oh, you want a painful death?
Jerry: Huh? NAH
Selena: *smirks* *start to write essays and NOT feasting*
Jerry: Ravenclaws...
Blair: THE FEAST IS OVER! FIRST-YEAR SLYTHERINS, FOLLOW ME! I'M THE SLYTHERIN PREFECT!
Alexis: Okay...
(IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM)
Alexis: Oh, a fireplace!
Blair: DON'T TOUCH IT!
Alexis: Why? WHy? WHY?
Blair: there's a rumor that Siruis Black's face sometimes appear in the fire.
Alexis: StUpId RuMoRs!
Blair: GO TO SLEEP
Alexis: OKAYYYYYYYY SIR
Blair: MA'AM!
Alexis: YESSSSSSIRREE
Blair: *gives up*
(tommorow)
Spoilers for part 2: Alexis will meet a 6th Year in the Forbidden Forest