Hehe greece,

I think you mean grease

Yeah lol I can’t spell

How to ruin Harry Potter’s life and still be an ally

How to get Lily Evans to love me instead of James

How to bully Harry Potter

Is it illegal to bully Harry

How to spy for Dumbledore

How to get the Death Eaters to trust me

How to kill Dumbledore

How to get Draco to let my help him

How to kill James

How to adopt Draco Malfoy as my son

How to break up a mentally abusive bully and my nice yet somewhat gullible crush

How to make a Beast Weasley's life a living hell (Okay, this part I made up)

How to make Potter fear me

How to prevent Miss Granger from lighting my sorry 🐴🐴🐴 on fire

How to cast Avada Kedavra

Is it illegal to cast Avada Kedavra on your boss

What happens if you kill your boss

How long do you go to azkaban if you use Avada Kedavra.

Is the Ministry allowed to go through your search history

How to remove search history

How to remove search history

Hey that's not Snape, that's me. /hj

How to make scared people feel even more scared

Hair conditioner for perfect greasy locks.

How to catch sneaky kids

Emo heartbreak songs

Always by U2

What is the blackest black?

Can you buy vantablack robes?