Mammon and Umbridge sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Umbridge with the baby carriage. That's not all, that's not all, baby's taking Adderall.
When I was in elementary school, all the kids would sing that song (insert boy and girl name) whenever someone walked together. You literally cannot be with a male friend without someone being like, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YOU LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM
