The original (This idea was not mine, the original is by M's Language Academy on YouTube):
My version with the voices (ignore my awful Snape doing lol but I am proud of the Hermione impression I did for the good part): https://voca.ro/1j7nPAQfwD5t
Snape, when confronting Harry and Ron: You were seen by no less than seven Muggles!
Hermione: *lets out that UWU squeak of impatience*
Snape: What is it, Miss Granger?
Hermione: Surely you mean no fewer than seven Muggles, Professor?
Snape: Hmm... Thank you for correcting me... And that'll be a detention.
Hermione: What?!
Snape: And one hundred points from Gryffindor!
Hermione: You've got to be kidding me!
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