I WAS JUST SHOPPING ON AMAZON AND THE FREAKY RUFUS SAID "hello im rufus how can i help you" and i literally almost screamed at the phone and almost said "i thought you were DEAD mr. Rufus scringeour"

XD

Nice cover story. Anything less would be breaking the Statute of Secrecy.

TrUe

We know who you truly are, Rufus.

REVELIO!!!!

Oh wait-

ITS HIS HORCRUX-

HIS HORCRUX IS AMAZONNNNN AIIIII

RUFEY SCRIMGEY HAD A HORCRUX!!!!

#Plot Twist

"He originally joined the Ministry of Magic as an Auror, where he became a hardened veteran, spending most of his life fighting Dark wizards. Eventually he rose to become Head of the British Auror Office."

... and was also a Dark Wizard.. 🤣

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"He originally joined the Ministry of Magic as an Auror, where he became a hardened veteran, spending most of his life fighting Dark wizards. Eventually he rose to become Head of the British Auror Office.""
... and was also a Dark Wizard.. 🤣

This is so funny- and sounds just like Zhihui (my bloodthirsty yet brave and very crazy 'claw girl in hl xd)