Im not allowed to eat pork :/

But when i (very gently, dont worry) bite myself it's rather nice, a bit hairy (just cus we hoomans all have body hair haha, luckily i don't have more of it than i'm supposed to, lol) but sweet and soft, like a peach! 🍑😋 (other people can't bear to touch my skin tho. once my mom shrieked from how cold my skin was but i felt fine lol, and some people describe my skin as rough- i guess having armor-ish skin is one of my many wizardly abilities, lol)

You bite yourself gently?

I eat my own skin and once bit myself so hard I accidentally made myself bleed-

OMG YES STORMY!! eh its ok no worries about that i respect that

I like biting myself too!!! i'm a masochist lol

Im not like a peach tho... my friends are like "WEAR A JACKET" and im like ITS NOT COLD and they're like WHAT THE FERRET ITS FFFRERRREEEEZZZIINNNGGG

It was a normal day, right? Then my mom touched my skin and she was like "please wear a jacket you're freezing"

But i was warm and toasty on the inside! and i have eczema and my friends are like "USE YOUR TOPICAL OINTMENTS" but i keep forgetting!! lol

Today was like what 50 something degrees and i managed to wwear a short sleeve shirt

^^Winter....

I did that too. and i LIKE it!!!!!!!!

^^I’m kinda like that but the opposite since I wear long sleeved shirts even when it’s like 80 degrees outside for some reason

I did that toooooooo!!!!!

It was like 65 degrees and i had a PUFFY JACKET on. then afternoon came and it was 80 degrees and my friends were sweltering and i was just sitting there, cool as a cucumber, with my puffy jacket on.

I like biting myself too!!! i'm a masochist lol

*cackles* i guess that makes two of us! i'm also a sadist 😈🤣

But i was warm and toasty on the inside!

*eats* 😋😂

Today was like what 50 something degrees and i managed to wwear a short sleeve shirt

Your coldness immunity is even better than mine-

It was like 65 degrees and i had a PUFFY JACKET on. then afternoon came and it was 80 degrees and my friends were sweltering and i was just sitting there, cool as a cucumber, with my puffy jacket on.

Haha i'm like that all the time! XD must wear le puffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!

I eat my own skin and once bit myself so hard I accidentally made myself bleed-

Oooh, fun! *drinks your blood and munches on your flesh too hehehe*

Lol me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if we met irl... we'd be like literal twinss

XD

AHHHHHHHH--- I JUST SAW THE PICTURE ANNNDDDD-
YUMMMMYYYYY!!! I WANNA EAT HIMMM

HEHEHEHE 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

BUT I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE SEBBY DECAPITATED!!! i'D MUCH rather eat him ALIVE and well!!!!
I got scared for a second and then-
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMONOM IM DROOOOLLIIINNNGGG
Im so sad tho i want him to be perfectly alive, i don't like chopping limbs away and eating them from there
THATS GOTTA BE MY BACKGROUND NOWWW!!!! MMMMMIIIIIINNNNEEEEE!!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMONMONM

Yaaaaaaay! scary and delish! (idk if it's a free-to-use image tho-)

Hah i bite myself too but only at my fingers sometimes, since were on that topic

Hehe