When you’re dead you couldn’t eat Sebastian.

He could always bring me back to life if he wants me to have a taste of his tender, mouthwatering fleshhhhhhhh 😏😈😋 *cackles*

I doubt id ever splinch tho, id try to liken apparation to duelling an imagenary opponent and that would help lol, since im always being a proud duellest *hair toss*

Floo flames are fun!!!! You get to roll around in fire!!!! And I don't want to apparate, I don't want to risk splinching myself

BUT I DO WANT SEBASTIAN SALLOW TO GET SPLINCHED!!!! So I can eat himmmm!!!!! Ommynommynommy 🍴🍴🍴🍴🍽🍽🍽😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🤪🤪🤪

LOOOOOOOOOL *chompity chompy-whompy*

I hope it's his heart that gets splinched away, i want to taste its juiciness! 😈🔪🩸😋🤣

MEEEE TOOOOOO!!!!!! IMAGINE IF HIS HEAD GOT SPLINCHED, I WOULD EAT THE FLESSHHHHHHHHHH BECAUSE ITSSS SEBBYYY MMEEEAAATTTT

YER WRONG AI!!!!!! WE WANNA EAAATTT HIIIMMM!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL-

He's a very juicy boi, we must FEAST! 😈😋

TIIIMMEEE TO OMNOMNOM!!!!! 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🍽🍽🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🍴🩸🍴🩸🍽🩸🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🩸😋😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😈🩸😈🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋

He'd probably call us disturbing, and i'd say "Says the guy who litterally slaughtered his own uncle. And that was really fun to watch, I'll have you know!" and i'd CACKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

And sebby would s H i V e R in f E a R 😏😈😋

Hey that was an ACCIDENT! BUT SOLOMON WAS SUCH A D*** THAT IM NIT EVEN ANGRY AT SEBBY FOR KILLING HIS UNCLEE

And then I'll eat him cuz why not

Hehehehehe

Who do you want to eat tho, sebby or his uncle's corpse? or both? 😈😏😋😂