Floo flames are fun!!!! You get to roll around in fire!!!! And I don't want to apparate, I don't want to risk splinching myself

BUT I DO WANT SEBASTIAN SALLOW TO GET SPLINCHED!!!! So I can eat himmmm!!!!! Ommynommynommy 🍴🍴🍴🍴🍽🍽🍽😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🤪🤪🤪

LOOOOOOOOOL *chompity chompy-whompy*

I hope it's his heart that gets splinched away, i want to taste its juiciness! 😈🔪🩸😋🤣

MEEEE TOOOOOO!!!!!! IMAGINE IF HIS HEAD GOT SPLINCHED, I WOULD EAT THE FLESSHHHHHHHHHH BECAUSE ITSSS SEBBYYY MMEEEAAATTTT

YER WRONG AI!!!!!! WE WANNA EAAATTT HIIIMMM!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL-

He's a very juicy boi, we must FEAST! 😈😋

TIIIMMEEE TO OMNOMNOM!!!!! 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🍽🍽🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🍴🩸🍴🩸🍽🩸🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🔪🍽🩸😋😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😈🩸😈🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋🩸😋

He'd probably call us disturbing, and i'd say "Says the guy who litterally slaughtered his own uncle. And that was really fun to watch, I'll have you know!" and i'd CACKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

And sebby would s H i V e R in f E a R 😏😈😋

Hey that was an ACCIDENT! BUT SOLOMON WAS SUCH A D*** THAT IM NIT EVEN ANGRY AT SEBBY FOR KILLING HIS UNCLEE

And then I'll eat him cuz why not

Hehehehehe

Who do you want to eat tho, sebby or his uncle's corpse? or both? 😈😏😋😂

Also you cant use the unforgivible curses on accident, you have to mean them, sebby himself said so! >:)

SEBBY regrets it in the future, at that moment he wanted to kill Solomon and then he regrets it but he shouldn't because I HATE SOLOMON

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I do not wanna eat Solomon!!! I'll devour SEBBY but Solomon is too hairy and disgusting and a terrible person

To me he's about as bad as umb****