The funniest patronus would probably be like a dust mite. people are allergic to them, so just imagine you cast a patronus and suddenly starts sneezing. it's stupid i know but i think it would be very funny if you're fighting them off. it'd be good for a patronus too because it'd make you laugh.

A Ghost

An autistic person **JOKE**

SHould I write a fanfic about a Dementor patronus against a real one

Bill Cipher

^^ YES id definitely read it!!

^Oki thx :D

Imagine it being a life or death situation, dementors coming out at you from all sides, your one chance to save your friends with a spell you’ve never done before, you raise your wand, focus on a happy memory, say the incantation and a blobfish comes out.

Umbi***/umbridge

I'm still stuck on fainting goat it quite is a useless patronus if u think abt it 😭🙏🏻