Open the cos or sectumsempra

Or just laugh at her and breath as much air as i can at her ridiculously piggish face lol

Once a teacher actually did scold me irl in muggle school for breathing to loudly and i was so annoyed lol, i kind of argued with her... *sighs*

She may have had good intentions, but she was maddeningly strict and serious, almost never smiling or laughing, oof

My mom once told me that I was pretty the perfect son except for my mouth.

Like, I was great and all when I was living with my parents, but I could not for the life of me ever not say something sarcastic.

I’m just going to breathe louder. It’s like it’s physically impossible for me not to

I mean, breathing louder is the logical pushback. i have a teacher at school (substitute, but he's at the school at least once every two weeks) who has actually sent kids to the office for breathing too loud. my entire class decided to pretend to have a hard time breathing after that. (wasn't too hard, it was after gym class).