Am I the only one who just does not pity Voldemort or Umbridge in the slightest for having slightly unconventional childhoods? Both of them are vileness incarnate, one more than the other obviously. (You can't seriously think cutting Harry's hand holds a candle to using the Killing Curse on two random German children, can you?) I know Voldemort never knew his parents and Umbridge's got divorced, so is it wrong of me to just be viciously indifferent to both?
Edit: Oh, and happy St. Patrick's Day, fellow "Harry Potter" fans.