Lee Jordan

im on PoA chapter 16 and im only including the characters i’ve seen so far so if some characters aren’t included that’s why

(to anyone who’s watched “Expiration Date” or plays tf2 you’ll get the context behind this.)

(Sorry about not post I’ve been sick lately and with missing school the work has been destracting me)

Newt x Leta at out! Last one! Who will it be? Lee x Angelina or Neville x Luna? Comment who you want out! (Also @Second British Hong Kong Ball have you thought of the next category?)

So what’s your favourite Harry Potter line?It can be in the books or movies.My fav is “NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B****” and “JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!”If you want to share,pls reply

@Lxvenderjewel

Arthur Weasley

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Straight)

Ship: Molly Weasley

Molly Weasley

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Straight)

Ship: Arthur Weasley

Bill Weasley

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Straight)

Ship: Fleur Weasley (nèe Delacour)

Charlie Weasley

Sexuality: Ace

Ship: Nobody

Percy Weasley

Sexuality: Bisexual (But he will never personally admit it-)

Ship: Oliver Wood

Fred Weasley

Sexuality: Pansexual

Ship: Nobody (Maybe Angelina or Lee?)

George Weasley

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Straight)

Ship: Angelina Weasley (nèe Johnson)

Ronald Weasley:

Sexuality: Heterosexual (Straight)

Ship: Hermione Weasley-Granger

Ginny Potter (nèe Weasley)

Sexuality: Bisexual QUEEN!

Ship: Harry Potter

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Please remember this is a personal opinion. Don’t leave to much hate ;w;

Just random stuff because I'm bored.

Snape: Then why does it have "Roonil Wazlib" written inside the front cover?

Harry: That's my nickname.

Snape: Oh really?

Lee Jordan: *walking by* Whaddup Roonil!

Snape: Wha-

Fred: *walking by* Yo Roonil! How's it going, mate?

Snape: No, you can no-

Draco: *angrily* Wazlib!

James: Remus, where do you go once a month at night?

Remus: I - uh - mm - no - the Shrieking Shack.

Sirius: Okay . . . why?

Remus: I - uh - mm - no - I'm a werewolf.

James: Oh, okay! That's cool.

Remus: *confused* You're not scared?

Sirius: Remus, you fold your socks and line your quills up by size.

James: Oh, please, forgive us if we aren't scared.

Sirius: Is it safe?

Remus: I can't say I'm entirely sure.

Peter: *about to take potion*

Sirius:

Peter: What are you waiting for?

Sirius: To see if it's safe.

Peter: So, if I don't die, you'll take yours?

Sirius: Precisely.

A hilarious fanfic idea:

Andromeda dies and Harry and Draco end up in a battle of custody over Teddy.

"He's MY cousin, Potter!"

"I'm his GODFATHER, Malfoy!"

Eventually they both give up and decide, "Oh well, we both live alone, why not move in together and raise him in the same house."

And then they start acting like a married couple

"What time do you call this, Potter? Dinner was ready an hour ago!"

"Bloody hell, Malfoy! I just got home, let me at least take off my coat before you start your moaning!"

Warning: This one may cause tears.

The Marauders would always take turns babysitting baby Harry. When one of them needed to go out for an appointment or something, they would hand Harry over to another Marauder and say, "You're it."

When Sirius fell through the veil, he saw Remus rushing over to Harry. The last thought Sirius had was, "You're it."

Imagine if Sirius raised Harry and when Harry drove the flying car to school in his second year, he sent a Howler that said:

"I'M NOT EVEN MAD, I'M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN'S BEARD I'M PROUD."

And in the background, you hear Remus - "SIRIUS NO!"

James: Wherewolf?

Sirius: *looks around*

Sirius: *points at Remus*

Sirius: Therewolf

Remus:

James & Sirius: *giggles*

Remus: I'm going to kill you both.

Imagine James and Lily on their first date and Lily is confused about why James is getting so mad about the big black dog sitting outside the Three Broomsticks wagging his tail.

That's all I got now! If you liked those I'll post more tomorrow!