Peter : Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Peter , to Lilly: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Sirius, to James: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Remus: There are two types of people.
James, about Sirius and Remus: My god, would you two just get a room already?
Remus: Excuse me, James?
James: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Sirius: ...
Lilly: I ship it!
Peter : CAN YOU NOT?
Peter : Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Sirius: I really care about your feelings!
Remus: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Peter , turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Lilly: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
James: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
James: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Peter : IT.
Remus: Annabelle.
Lilly: Paranormal Activity.
Sirius: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Jilly edition:
Lilly: *makes James a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
James: *sips tea*
Lilly:
James: *finishes tea*
Lilly: Didn't it taste bad?
James: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Lilly, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Lilly: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
James: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Lilly: But you’re always acting stupid?
James: ...
James: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Lilly: James, you love me, right?
James: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Lilly: Did it hurt when you fell-
James: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Lilly: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
James: ...
Lilly: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Now time for Wolfstar edition:
Remus: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Sirius and I are dating.
Sirius, Lilly, Peter , and James: *gasp*
Remus: Sirius, why are you surprised?!
Remus: I want a bf.
Sirius: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.
Remus: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Sirius: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Remus: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Sirius: I love you.
Remus, not paying attention: What was that?
Sirius: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Remus: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Sirius: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Remus: ...
Remus: You mean ring bearER, right?
Sirius: ...
Remus: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.